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How the draft lottery works
Your draft pick isn't handed out by record alone — it's a live, weighted lottery. The better your season ended, the more balls you get in the machine, and the better your odds at the #1 overall pick. Here's the whole thing, plain and simple.
Everybody's in
All 12 teams go in the machine — champ included. Your balls are weighted by where the season ended, not handed out.
Your seed = your base balls
Regular season sets your seed, 1–12. Playoff teams start with 13 − seed balls (seed 1 gets 12, seed 6 gets 7). Then the postseason adjusts it.
Win in the playoffs for a bonus
Top 6 make the playoffs. Your best result earns extra balls: champion +3, runner-up +2, final four +1. One bonus only — your deepest run, never added up.
The toilet bowl: climb out or bleed
Bottom 6 drop to the toilet bowl, where seed stops mattering — everyone restarts at 5 balls. First one to climb out: +1. Every spot you sink: −1. Sink all the way and you're the Toilet Bowl Champ 👑 — dead last, 1 ball, punishment earned.
More balls, better odds
The machine draws balls one at a time to set the selection order. Big stacks come out early more often — but anyone can jump the line.
You pick your slot
When your ball is drawn, you choose any open draft slot 1–12. First ball out picks first; last takes what's left.
Running draft night
Sign off the odds
Days before: screenshot the Odds tab to the group chat. Everyone agrees on the math before the machine runs — no arguments after.
Get on the big screen
League call or living room: open Lottery, hit 🎥 Event mode, cast it to the TV or share the screen. The room watches one stage.
Run the machine
Draw next ball one at a time for maximum sweat, or Auto-draw all. When your ball comes up, you're on a 30-second clock to pick your draft slot.
The board saves itself
The final order lands in Lottery History automatically — the commissioner marks it 🏆 official, and the 📸 share image goes straight to the chat.
The playoff bonus is a single amount for your best finish — champion +3, runner-up +2, final four +1 — never stacked. Win it all and you get +3, not +3+2+1.
Regular-season record seeds all 12 (points-for breaks ties). Seeds 1–6 make the playoffs — 1 & 2 get a first-round bye — and keep their seed-based balls, plus a bonus for a deep run. Seeds 7–12 drop to the toilet bowl, where everyone restarts at 5 balls — 11 & 12 sit out round 1, making it harder to climb. Win it for +1, or bleed −1 for every spot you sink. Check every team's math on the Standings & Entries tab.
How are my odds decided?
Playoff teams: (13 − seed) + a finish bonus. Toilet bowl teams: everyone restarts at 5 — climb out first +1, sink a spot −1. More balls, better odds at the #1 overall pick. Every team's exact math is on the Standings & Entries tab.
Do the playoff bonuses stack?
No. You get one bonus, for your best result — champion +3, runner-up +2, final four +1. Winning it all is +3, not +3+2+1.
What's the "toilet bowl"?
The bottom 6 teams play a consolation bracket where everyone restarts at 5 balls — your seed no longer helps you. Climb out first for +1 (6 balls); every spot you sink costs −1. Sink to the very bottom and you're crowned Toilet Bowl Champ 👑 — dead last, 1 ball, and the league punishment. Exit fast or bleed.
Can a low seed still get the #1 pick?
Yes — it's a lottery. Fewer balls means lower odds, but everyone has at least 1 ball, so no one is locked out. Any given Sunday. 🏈
When my ball is drawn, what do I pick?
Any open draft slot, 1–12. First ball out picks first; the last ball takes whatever's left.
Is the draw actually fair?
Yes. Each ball is equally likely to come out — teams just have different numbers of balls in the machine. It runs live in your browser with no commissioner thumb on the scale.
Can I change the numbers?
No — the standings are locked. Only the commissioner can edit them. Anything you'd change on your own device never affects the live page anyway.
Wheel of Shame rules
Who spins
The Toilet Bowl Champ 👑 — dead last, bottom of the bracket — spins the wheel live on a league call after the season ends.
The league builds the wheel
Before the season, punishment ideas go on the ballot and everyone votes for their top 3 on the Wheel of Shame tab. Voting closes on the deadline shown — no late ballots.
Top votes make the wheel
When voting closes, the commissioner locks the top vote-getters onto the wheel. Every punishment is remote-proof — this league is scattered across the country and nobody escapes on a technicality.
The wheel is the law
One official spin. Where it lands is final — no vetoes, no re-spins, no negotiating. Proof gets posted in the group chat. The commissioner runs the spin; fate only counts once.
Standings & entries
Screenshot this tab to the group chat before draft night — everyone signs off on the odds, then the lottery just runs.
The lottery
Selection order
Draft board
The Trenches
Your Big 4 — top QB, RB, WR & TE — battles another team's Big 4 every week. Climb the standings, make the playoff, earn bonus draft balls. Throw side bets on anyone for bragging rights — losers spin the Wheel.
How the Trenches work no money, ever
Wheel of Shame
Finish dead last and you're the Toilet Bowl Champ 👑 — and the Toilet Bowl Champ spins the wheel. The league votes the punishments on before the season; the wheel decides which one you live with. No vetoes. No re-spins.